Post Traumatic Text Disorder

It’s early days. You’re drunk. Your phone is yet to have a breathalyzer feature. You send a text. We’ve all been there. You are too eager and you are going to freak him/her out. Put down the phone. I beg you. Put down the fucking phone – You are going to have to buy a … Continue reading →

The basis of the bases

When I was a teenager we had 4 bases. 1st: kiss 2nd: boobie grab (outside bra) 3rd: anything below the belt 4th: pee pee in wee wee Oh how times have changed. Word behind the bike sheds is we now have 10 bases! Those crazy Gen Y and Millenials sure know how to complicate a … Continue reading →

Vaginas, a blessing or a curse?

Dear straight men, you don’t need to read this, but if you do. Please do not comment to me in relation to this blog when I see you at so and so’s birthday drinks. Today someone looked at my vagina. This clearly doesn’t happen every day, as much as I wish it would. Every woman … Continue reading →

One Night Only.

Thanks to the popularity of online chat and dating sites you can get sex about as simply as you order a pizza, unfortunately though there is no up-size. I have a theory. One nights stands are never good. Why? You are always screwing your ex… Huh? By this I am referring to your sexual routine … Continue reading →